Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Nine Words Women Use

1.) Fine :
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes :
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing :
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

Go Ahead :
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

Loud Sigh :
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

That's Okay :
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks :
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever :
Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Don't worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

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